FLAWLESS VICTORY

Machotaildrop

I had to watch this at work, with no sound, so I have no idea what it's about but it looks awesome.

$haun White

-After dropping 2 huge, awful, rank, foul, exploitative pile of shit video games, $haun decides to cash in again, this time raping skateboarding to earn his blood money.

-Shaun's female clone located-

Knuckle draggin' buffet

The 3 best things I saw in the olympics-
1. Bud Keene, droppin' an f-bomb at what I would believe to be the most widely viewed 2 minute period of television in the entire world within the last 4 years.

2. Kazu's mctwist.

Not that one dummy.

Not that one either actually. Couldn't find a clip of the olympic one so that's as close as I could get. If you saw it you know what I'm talking about.

3.This story:
"Japanese snowboarder Kazuhiro Kokubo has been excluded from the opening cermony of the Vancouver Winter Olympics. The 21 year-old triggered a storm of criticism from the Japanese public when he appeared at Tokyo's Narita Airport sporting dreadlocks and low-slung trousers... It did not help Kokubo's case when he made light of the incident and said the Games were "nothing special" and "just another snowboarding event." Terje would be proud. PS-Dude is still keepin it real.

oh yeah and I guess some ginger won.

Speaking of mixing "athletics" and snowboarding
Snowboard dunk contest


Laptop snowboard. Some things would be better off left as stoned doodles.


The flying tomato himself was on colbert

Snowboarder gets stuck on lift, has to burn cash to stay alive.
pretty much the same thing as buying a lift ticket. Except with buying a lift ticket, you have to burn cash to get on the lift, to keep your soul alive. Shaka bro.

A gunrack?

M*A*S*H

In case anyone doesn't know about this yet, some dj fellow by the name of Tom Caruana just put out a free album, mashing the Beatles with Wu-Tang. It is so many levels of awesome. Cop it HERE-


For a far more mediocre but somewhat listenable attempt at beatlemashing, check out The Grey Album. Jay Z's black album and the beatles white album, mashed by Danger Mouse.


If you somehow don't know about this yet, it is time.

This is my all time favorite mashup album. Old news, but I want to make sure everyone is on the same page here. Love this shit- Biggie and Sinatra, Blue Eyes meets Bedstuy. I swear to god this album never gets old. Do yourself a favor and get this shit into your ears asap. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that everyone has already heard all of these but I just wanted to put em all in one place for easy downloadin'. If you look around, there are a few more concept mashup albums, but most are not worth your precious time. If are bored enough, check out Gratefully D.E.A.D.(biggie and grateful dead), Jaydiohead (Radiohead and Jay Z), Viva la Hova (Jay Z and Coldplay. I didn't even waste my time with this shit. Just move on.), Beatallica(beatles and metallica mashup cover band) , The Slack Album (Pavement's Slanted & Enchanted x Jay Z) and of course, The Biggie Hendrix Experience (biggie and hendrix. duh.) I'm sure there are more out there but that is pretty much all i've heard about for full mashup concept albums.

And yeah, I know, your friend is a sweet DJ and does this awesome mashup song with linkin park and the jonas brothers, but my friend is better. Trust me. For some hot mashup fire, ladies and gentlemen, allow me introduce Disc Jockey Extraordinaire, DJ ANUBUS. Check him out next time you are in brooklyn. Lots of freebies on his website too.


WUTANG CLAN AIN' NUTTIN TO FUCK WIT'


Feel free to let me know if I missed any.

*Update-
Mos Def over dubstyle beats-
MOS DUB

Beastie Boys mashed with... Beastie boys. Hmmm.-
Doublecheck Your Head

Merry Christmas or whatnot

Santa or SATAN?