Check out the new ipad "skateboard" app-
This thing really can't do anything right. What a piece of crap.
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Showing posts with label Fail. Show all posts
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8.14.2009
Thrashin Thursday Vol. 3
-Videos are starting to come in for the second annual Skate and Create and so far, it looks like its gonna be a doozy. First up is DVS with their submission, titled/themed "Wood". Truly dazzling.
If you have never heard of this series, I strongly recommend that you youtube "skate and create" and work your way through all of the entries from last years contest. It is one of the best things to happen to skateboarding since viva la bam went off the air.
-Crutchskate. If it were up to me, this would be called a cripflip to boardslide. Respect.
-Some next level dorkskating, courtesy of shred dudes Halldor and Eiki's collab blog
An excellent blog that also brought back some memories by digging up this gem
-One of the better installments of an excellent new series of new lakai commercials. Hilarious. Check out "Floating Camera" also.
-Skatebird. Sure why not.
-Thrasher mag was ripped by infamous rippers Urban Outfitters.


The OG thrasher one is on the top. But you already knew that right? A for effort guys. For more UO douchbaggery check out urban counterfeiters
-The year was 1978. 80's hair metal was about to rip out of the womb where it had been incubating in small clusters since the mid 70s. Dokken, Ratt, Whitesnake and probably a few more bands with ümlats and double consonants were born. Maiden had just recorded their first demo. Crüe was rising in popularity faster then the drug, swimming pool and vomit induced body count of their musical predicessors. And in Bloody olde England, people were fuckin' riding skateboards.
-On that note, I present the Skatar-
-Mullen still skates? Who knew. No offense but does anyone care?
And last but not least, check out the "Ollie Buster". Jump to around 1:34 to see how much this thing rules. And by rules, I mean sucks more shit then a metaphore for sucking shit that I can't even come up with.
Previous Thrashin Thursdays HERE and HERE or click THIS for more assorted skatery. Go skate.
If you have never heard of this series, I strongly recommend that you youtube "skate and create" and work your way through all of the entries from last years contest. It is one of the best things to happen to skateboarding since viva la bam went off the air.
-Crutchskate. If it were up to me, this would be called a cripflip to boardslide. Respect.
-Some next level dorkskating, courtesy of shred dudes Halldor and Eiki's collab blog
An excellent blog that also brought back some memories by digging up this gem
-One of the better installments of an excellent new series of new lakai commercials. Hilarious. Check out "Floating Camera" also.
-Skatebird. Sure why not.
-Thrasher mag was ripped by infamous rippers Urban Outfitters.

The OG thrasher one is on the top. But you already knew that right? A for effort guys. For more UO douchbaggery check out urban counterfeiters
-The year was 1978. 80's hair metal was about to rip out of the womb where it had been incubating in small clusters since the mid 70s. Dokken, Ratt, Whitesnake and probably a few more bands with ümlats and double consonants were born. Maiden had just recorded their first demo. Crüe was rising in popularity faster then the drug, swimming pool and vomit induced body count of their musical predicessors. And in Bloody olde England, people were fuckin' riding skateboards.
-On that note, I present the Skatar-
-Mullen still skates? Who knew. No offense but does anyone care?
And last but not least, check out the "Ollie Buster". Jump to around 1:34 to see how much this thing rules. And by rules, I mean sucks more shit then a metaphore for sucking shit that I can't even come up with.
Previous Thrashin Thursdays HERE and HERE or click THIS for more assorted skatery. Go skate.
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6.30.2009
A sign of the apocalypse?
"VH1 announced today that producers are now filming a new season of Rock of Love featuring metal/punk/horror-core legend, Glenn Danzig. The new show, which will premeire this July, is called "Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig."

(yes that really is danzig getting knocked out.)

(yes that really is danzig getting knocked out.)
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satanica,
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6.18.2009
Questionable Ideas, Part 1
Who knew crest spinbrushes could skate, in addition to making awesome prison style tattoo guns? I wanna party with this toothbrush.
And first and foremost, Iron Maiden cares about dental hygine. Eddie says "Brush your teeth kids!"
What's cooler then fingerboarding? digital fingerboarding.
That actually looks like it kind of rules.
Love biking, more then just a friend and want the world to know?
Red Bull's snowscrapers ain't got nothin on these.

Surfs up
Oh, didn't you hear about the oakley X lego collab?
Fear and Loathing, the home game!

Yo dawg, I heard you like skateboard trucks, so I put trucks in your trucks so you can skate while you skate

Gwar wheels
Fuck 20 inch rims, I want these motherfuckers.

or these

And he still manages to get the grab. Good form.
Tarantula trucks. Yep.
Chinstrap beard not included.
And first and foremost, Iron Maiden cares about dental hygine. Eddie says "Brush your teeth kids!"
What's cooler then fingerboarding? digital fingerboarding.
That actually looks like it kind of rules.
Love biking, more then just a friend and want the world to know?
Red Bull's snowscrapers ain't got nothin on these.
Surfs up
Oh, didn't you hear about the oakley X lego collab?
Fear and Loathing, the home game!
Yo dawg, I heard you like skateboard trucks, so I put trucks in your trucks so you can skate while you skate
Gwar wheels
Fuck 20 inch rims, I want these motherfuckers.
or these
And he still manages to get the grab. Good form.
Tarantula trucks. Yep.
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druuugggs,
Fail,
terrible ideas,
xtreme
6.01.2009
How to sell your soul for fun and profit
Tony Hawk has not one but two "bigspin" rollercoasters opening across the country. Also a "Tony Hawk's Halfpipe Waterslide" is already open.

Rollercoasters are the new video games apparently. Oh wait, he also has THIS coming out.

Rollercoasters are the new video games apparently. Oh wait, he also has THIS coming out.
No word on whether it will be Skate 2 compatible. Regardless of how much it may or may not suck, it can't be worse then that piece of shit Shawn White wii game. Make monaymonay Make monay MoNAY
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5.17.2009
Pogo A Go-Go
And the award for least sympathy deserved goes to...
I'm not gonna to lie, Although he may be borderline retarded, I want to party with that dude.
I'm not gonna to lie, Although he may be borderline retarded, I want to party with that dude.
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