OK ok, enough videos and slacking. Real shit coming soon. In the meantime, check out the Illicit Snowboarding blog for some lulz and listen to the new trouble gang mixtape till your head bleeds. (free download included)
Showing posts with label druuugggs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label druuugggs. Show all posts
6.03.2010
Do drugs get pussy
OK ok, enough videos and slacking. Real shit coming soon. In the meantime, check out the Illicit Snowboarding blog for some lulz and listen to the new trouble gang mixtape till your head bleeds. (free download included)
4.30.2010
2videos with 2pac.
Class is in session-
(Jump to around 1 minute in)
Possibly the single most street cred establishing commercial for a brand in history-
(Jump to around 1 minute in)
Possibly the single most street cred establishing commercial for a brand in history-
4.20.2010
Happy 420
BRO, WHAT WAS IN THAT WEED BRO?
Introducing the Shred City DANGERVISION MIXTAPE Vol. 1-
Also, a fresh crop of holiday themed posts on the PHLOG. Check it out maaaaaan
TRRIIPPPP BALLLZZZ
PS- RIP
We all knew his steez.
Introducing the Shred City DANGERVISION MIXTAPE Vol. 1-
Also, a fresh crop of holiday themed posts on the PHLOG. Check it out maaaaaan
TRRIIPPPP BALLLZZZ
PS- RIP
We all knew his steez.
3.31.2010
SKATEBOARDERS ON DRUGS!!! round 2
Round 1 HERE
Snowboarders on DRUGS!! HERE
MORE Snowboarders on DRUGS! PROOF!!!
Now pass that shit to the left and watch this-
3.16.2010
8.28.2009
Randumbs, Vol. 1
Blogspot's photo formatting sucks and cuts off the edges so click on the pics to see them the right way.
Remember when punk was punk? Read the label on the tape.
Dream house
Portraits of the dead. Crazy article + pics.
Nightmares, in taxidermy form.
Some band releases new album with working theramin built into the case. So rad.
Best show ever?
sweet bong bro
HAIL SAAATAN
Amstel Lite created a 10 person "Bar Bike". It rules.
Elvis's estate auction includes his doctors gun, semi full pillbottles, nasal douch, etc.
Remember mountainboarding?
Keep it on the downlow coolguy.
And in closing, I offer 210 of the greatest works of art ever put to skin. THIS is the tattoo hall of fame ladies and gentleman.
Remember when punk was punk? Read the label on the tape.
Dream house
Portraits of the dead. Crazy article + pics.
Nightmares, in taxidermy form.
Some band releases new album with working theramin built into the case. So rad.
Best show ever?
sweet bong bro
HAIL SAAATAN
Amstel Lite created a 10 person "Bar Bike". It rules.
Elvis's estate auction includes his doctors gun, semi full pillbottles, nasal douch, etc.
Remember mountainboarding?
Keep it on the downlow coolguy.
And in closing, I offer 210 of the greatest works of art ever put to skin. THIS is the tattoo hall of fame ladies and gentleman.
8.04.2009
Snowboarders on DRUGS!!
Danny Kass and Louie Vito caught up with a "Not Insignificant" amount of reefer in NZ.
Snowboard world recoils in collective horror, disappointment and shame. Oh no wait, snowboard world laughs and packs a bowl.
Snowboard world recoils in collective horror, disappointment and shame. Oh no wait, snowboard world laughs and packs a bowl.
7.20.2009
Dash Snow, July 27, 1981 - July 13, 2009
Legendary NY wildman, outsider artist, photog, party guy extraordinaire, graf writer and all around odd duckling Dash Snow died last week. He was 27.
Excellent article about the bizarre, depraved, decadent life of Dash from New York Magazine HERE
Good sampling of his photo work HERE
Excellent article about the bizarre, depraved, decadent life of Dash from New York Magazine HERE
Good sampling of his photo work HERE
7.10.2009
6.26.2009
Essential Viewing round 1
For one week only, Pitchfork is hosting the classic gg allin documentary "HATED", full and uncut. Click and watch. Enjoy.
Hated
If you have never seen it, or have never heard of GG, watch it now and thank me later. While on the topic of bad ass music documentaries, do yourself a favor and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot, another classic shot entirely in the parking lot of a judas priest concert, circa 1986. 16 minutes worth of tailgating, shotgunning, shittalking, babes, metal, mayhem and spandex. Glorious.
Also, Danzig wants to tell you about his books-
Oh yeah, also this-
RIP strange one
Hated
If you have never seen it, or have never heard of GG, watch it now and thank me later. While on the topic of bad ass music documentaries, do yourself a favor and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot, another classic shot entirely in the parking lot of a judas priest concert, circa 1986. 16 minutes worth of tailgating, shotgunning, shittalking, babes, metal, mayhem and spandex. Glorious.
Also, Danzig wants to tell you about his books-
Oh yeah, also this-
RIP strange one
6.19.2009
Great Moments in Drug Smuggling
"Mexico's navy has seized more than a ton of cocaine stuffed inside frozen sharks, as drug gangs under military pressure go to greater lengths to conceal narcotics bound for the United States."
Frozen Sharks. They were literally smuggling over a TON of Mexico's finest inside FROZEN SHARKS. When I was a wee lad I would perform various cryogenics experiments, using slugs, various insects, worms, and whatever else was readily accessible in or around my backyard and would fit into the freezer. The only thing that ever really survived were the wasps, and I eventually figured out through trial and error that after about 15-20 mins in the freezer, I would end up with a formerly savage and ferocious yellow jacket at my complete and total mercy for approximately 5 minutes, after which it would groggily begin twitching and then take flight and try to stab me in the eye. Turns out wasps do not give a good god damn about science.I had an unlimited supply of subjects, as our back porch had a severe infestation. My experimentations included occasionally tying floss around the abdomens and holding the string as they slowly awoke to realize that they had become my little captives. Holding a piece of floss tied around an angry P.O.W. wasp set on kill with nothing to lose is a great way to spend an evening. I taught myself how to remove the stingers and incapacitate the jaw while the wasps were still unconscious, the final product being an adorable harmless, domesticated pet wasp. Turns out they make great pets and are excellent for traumatizing my brother. The relevance of all this to Encyclopedia Jones and the Case of the Mexican Frozen Shark Smugglers, is this hypothetical scenario. Say, these sharks had not been previously killed, and were instead sedated and hastily stuffed to the gills with excessive amounts of high grade narcotics and then flash frozen and loaded on the ship. Say the refrigeration unit failed, during a storm, or because of faulty wiring or whatever else. The Sharks start to thaw. They groggily awake and start flopping about a bit. Then, they realize that they have been packed with more cocaine then five peak era Motley Crue's combined. Fuck snakes on a plane, this is STRUNG THE FUCK OUT MEXICAN SHARKS ON A BOAT.
Frozen Sharks. They were literally smuggling over a TON of Mexico's finest inside FROZEN SHARKS. When I was a wee lad I would perform various cryogenics experiments, using slugs, various insects, worms, and whatever else was readily accessible in or around my backyard and would fit into the freezer. The only thing that ever really survived were the wasps, and I eventually figured out through trial and error that after about 15-20 mins in the freezer, I would end up with a formerly savage and ferocious yellow jacket at my complete and total mercy for approximately 5 minutes, after which it would groggily begin twitching and then take flight and try to stab me in the eye. Turns out wasps do not give a good god damn about science.I had an unlimited supply of subjects, as our back porch had a severe infestation. My experimentations included occasionally tying floss around the abdomens and holding the string as they slowly awoke to realize that they had become my little captives. Holding a piece of floss tied around an angry P.O.W. wasp set on kill with nothing to lose is a great way to spend an evening. I taught myself how to remove the stingers and incapacitate the jaw while the wasps were still unconscious, the final product being an adorable harmless, domesticated pet wasp. Turns out they make great pets and are excellent for traumatizing my brother. The relevance of all this to Encyclopedia Jones and the Case of the Mexican Frozen Shark Smugglers, is this hypothetical scenario. Say, these sharks had not been previously killed, and were instead sedated and hastily stuffed to the gills with excessive amounts of high grade narcotics and then flash frozen and loaded on the ship. Say the refrigeration unit failed, during a storm, or because of faulty wiring or whatever else. The Sharks start to thaw. They groggily awake and start flopping about a bit. Then, they realize that they have been packed with more cocaine then five peak era Motley Crue's combined. Fuck snakes on a plane, this is STRUNG THE FUCK OUT MEXICAN SHARKS ON A BOAT.
6.18.2009
Questionable Ideas, Part 1
Who knew crest spinbrushes could skate, in addition to making awesome prison style tattoo guns? I wanna party with this toothbrush.
And first and foremost, Iron Maiden cares about dental hygine. Eddie says "Brush your teeth kids!"
What's cooler then fingerboarding? digital fingerboarding.
That actually looks like it kind of rules.
Love biking, more then just a friend and want the world to know?
Red Bull's snowscrapers ain't got nothin on these.
Surfs up
Oh, didn't you hear about the oakley X lego collab?
Fear and Loathing, the home game!
Yo dawg, I heard you like skateboard trucks, so I put trucks in your trucks so you can skate while you skate
Gwar wheels
Fuck 20 inch rims, I want these motherfuckers.
or these
And he still manages to get the grab. Good form.
Tarantula trucks. Yep.
Chinstrap beard not included.
And first and foremost, Iron Maiden cares about dental hygine. Eddie says "Brush your teeth kids!"
What's cooler then fingerboarding? digital fingerboarding.
That actually looks like it kind of rules.
Love biking, more then just a friend and want the world to know?
Red Bull's snowscrapers ain't got nothin on these.
Surfs up
Oh, didn't you hear about the oakley X lego collab?
Fear and Loathing, the home game!
Yo dawg, I heard you like skateboard trucks, so I put trucks in your trucks so you can skate while you skate
Gwar wheels
Fuck 20 inch rims, I want these motherfuckers.
or these
And he still manages to get the grab. Good form.
Tarantula trucks. Yep.
Chinstrap beard not included.
6.17.2009
5.22.2009
This will make your heart explode.
Over 13 red bulls worth of caffeine in 2 ounces. Literally pure liquid caffeine. It's only a matter of time before some young entrepreneur discovers this and makes a killing selling vials of this on the playground during 6th grade recess. Or before I start doing that.
**UPDATE-
Never one to be outdone, Red Bull Cola was found to contain trace amounts of cocaine. BEST PUBLICITY EVER. Your move purecaf. Coming soon, "Red Bull Energy Nose Powder"
Too strung out from snorting lines of dried up redbull cola to shut your jittery bloodshot energy eyes? Introducing "Drank:The Anti Energy Drink."
Slow your roll indeed.
*EDIT-"Health Canada issued a warning about Hardcore Energize Bullet liquid energy drink... The reason for the recall was because one vial was found to have been subject to tampering, Health Canada said...A utility knife blade was found in one vial of each product, the FDA said."
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