2videos with 2pac.

Class is in session-
(Jump to around 1 minute in)


Possibly the single most street cred establishing commercial for a brand in history-

Happy 420

BRO, WHAT WAS IN THAT WEED BRO?
Introducing the Shred City DANGERVISION MIXTAPE Vol. 1-


Also, a fresh crop of holiday themed posts on the PHLOG. Check it out maaaaaan

TRRIIPPPP BALLLZZZ


PS- RIP

We all knew his steez.

A gunrack?

Foto Friday

I just got around to putting a bunch of random pics from hangin in NY last weekend online so why not throw some of em up on this ol' blog right here? Don't judge me. Click on pics for uncropped version. All the good stuff got cropped out in formatting. Fuck you very much blogspot.

Randumbs, Vol. 1

Blogspot's photo formatting sucks and cuts off the edges so click on the pics to see them the right way.

Remember when punk was punk? Read the label on the tape.


Dream house


Portraits of the dead. Crazy article + pics.

Nightmares, in taxidermy form.

Some band releases new album with working theramin built into the case. So rad.


Best show ever?


sweet bong bro


HAIL SAAATAN


Amstel Lite created a 10 person "Bar Bike". It rules.


Elvis's estate auction includes his doctors gun, semi full pillbottles, nasal douch, etc.


Remember mountainboarding?


Keep it on the downlow coolguy.




And in closing, I offer 210 of the greatest works of art ever put to skin. THIS is the tattoo hall of fame ladies and gentleman.

Snowboarders on DRUGS!!

Danny Kass and Louie Vito caught up with a "Not Insignificant" amount of reefer in NZ.

Snowboard world recoils in collective horror, disappointment and shame. Oh no wait, snowboard world laughs and packs a bowl.

Hippie Jump Hallelujah, etc...

New Richie Jackson footy from ipath. If you watch one skate thing today, make it be this. Trust me. The closer trick is potentially in the top 5 craziest stunts ever stunted on a skateboard.
For more next level super creative skating, check out the work of: Colin Fiske, Louie Barletta, Chris Haslem, Dave Vey, William Spencer, and Todd Falcon for starters.

RANDOM POST FILLER BONUS STUFF-

-Here we have a police report detailing Shawn White's drunken shenanigans and subsequent charge of second degree criminal tampering at some mountain in CO.

-HERE is a sneak peek of the majority of Burton's 2010 line. Items of note: New "V Rocker" camber system introduced, a private stock R. Crumb artist collab and the uninc series gets dropped for new "Easy Livin" series, designed to integrate seamlessly with the rampant gypster uprising. No word on whether dreamcatcher or feather is included. In other related news, dropped and bitter Uninc riders (DCP, JP Solberg, Romain de Marchi) start "YES" snowboards, get SIA booth with stripper.

And here we have Brad Pitt making fun of Lakai/Girl pro Mike Carroll. Seriously.
Almost as good as when Owen Wilson "showed up" Mike Carroll in Yeah Right.


And here is a shitty viral ad for the shitty new GI joe movie. With skateboarding.

Essential Viewing round 1

For one week only, Pitchfork is hosting the classic gg allin documentary "HATED", full and uncut. Click and watch. Enjoy.

Hated


If you have never seen it, or have never heard of GG, watch it now and thank me later. While on the topic of bad ass music documentaries, do yourself a favor and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot, another classic shot entirely in the parking lot of a judas priest concert, circa 1986. 16 minutes worth of tailgating, shotgunning, shittalking, babes, metal, mayhem and spandex. Glorious.

HEAVY METAL PARKING LOT [1986]

Also, Danzig wants to tell you about his books-


Oh yeah, also this-


RIP strange one

This will make your heart explode.

Over 13 red bulls worth of caffeine in 2 ounces. Literally pure liquid caffeine. It's only a matter of time before some young entrepreneur discovers this and makes a killing selling vials of this on the playground during 6th grade recess. Or before I start doing that.


**UPDATE-


Never one to be outdone, Red Bull Cola was found to contain trace amounts of cocaine. BEST PUBLICITY EVER. Your move purecaf. Coming soon, "Red Bull Energy Nose Powder"
Too strung out from snorting lines of dried up redbull cola to shut your jittery bloodshot energy eyes? Introducing "Drank:The Anti Energy Drink."
Slow your roll indeed.

*EDIT-"Health Canada issued a warning about Hardcore Energize Bullet liquid energy drink... The reason for the recall was because one vial was found to have been subject to tampering, Health Canada said...A utility knife blade was found in one vial of each product, the FDA said."

Partytime.

How to party:

Go to a hardware store. Ask for a paint stick. Buy or steal it. Then put beer in it and do this.

Now say you find yourself somewhere (a wedding possibly, a funeral, your bar mitzvah, job interview, etc) that is not a conducive or appropriate environment to say, be slamming beers into your face using a piece of industrial equipment. You should get the fuck out of there and go somewhere else and slam beers into your face using a piece of industrial equipment. However, if this is not possible, some discretion is necessary. That is where your new friend "The Beer Belly" comes in handy.

Essentially a fannypack with a drinking problem. Or, if you find yourself to be of the female persuasion, may I suggest the "Wine Rack"

Or, you could do the trusty "Mcdonald's Cup Method." Now the way this works is as follows.

Step 1. Get a large McDonald cup, a lid, and a straw.
Step 2. Insert and open canned beverage of choice
Step 3. Apply Lid and insert straw through both lid, and mouth of can. Suddenly, you are just drinking a soda. When beverage is empty, remove can and reinsert freshie can, lid and straw. Swap that clip son.

*EDIT- More good strategies and devices for covert boozing HERE